父亲
飞鼠家族！厨房电视
天头鼠朋友 倒霉的一天
中央动物园一条非洲树蛇昨晚被偷走 The boomslang was stolen from the zoo last night.
它极度致命 It's extremely dangerous.
父亲 Father.
我的孙子情况如何？ Any news on my grandson?
没有变化 No change.
他还没醒过来 He hasn't woken up.
父亲的职责是保护家人 A father's job is to protect his family.
当小度在屋顶上… When Wataru was on that roof...
当他被推下去… when he was pushed...
他父亲在哪里？ where was his father?
小度很幸运 Wataru is lucky.
你从不知道你的厄运… You never know what horrible fate
让你免去多少苦难 your bad luck has saved you from.
子弹列车
谢谢你临时接下这任务 Thank you for taking the job on such short notice.
我准备好了，你会看到全新升级版的我 I am ready. You are getting the new and improved me.
自从我跟贝瑞谈过以后 Since I've been working with Barry,
就有一种前所未有的平静 I am experiencing a calm like never before. Never.
比如 我比较不会生气 Like, I'm less reactive to situations,
我更能接受人的缺点 I'm more accepting of people's shortcomings.
我不太想回来工作，但贝瑞说得好 I was a little uncertain about coming back to work, but it's like Barry says:
如果你与人和睦，别人也会一样待你 You put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
我想你的新治疗师可能忘了 I think your new therapist might be forgetting
你是做哪一行的，小瓢虫 what you do for a living, little Ladybug.
瓢虫？ Ladybug?
你的新代号 Your new operational name.
-瓢虫？真的？ -你不喜欢？ -Ladybug? Really? -You don't like it?
-你喜欢吗？ -我喜欢 -Do you like it? -I like it.
你喜欢就好 Well, if you like it, all right.
我懂了，瓢虫代表幸运，哈哈 Oh, I see what you're doing. Ladybugs are supposed to be lucky.
你才没那么倒霉 You don't have bad luck.
真的？ Really?
瓢虫
我从出生就这么倒霉 My bad luck is biblical.
我根本不用杀人就会有人死 I'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies.
你太夸张了 That's an exaggeration.
是吗？我上一个任务？ It is? My last job?
-政治勒索偷拍？ -我有投票给你 -The political blackmail photos? -I voted for you.
还记得想自杀的饭店门僮，从屋顶跳下来吗？ Remember the suicidal bellboy climbed the roof of his hotel,
因为无法忍受了？ couldn't take it anymore?
看来更像是他的走霉运而不是你 Seems more like his bad luck than yours.
撑着点，兄弟 Hang in there, buddy!
而且他没死 And he didn't die.
你送他去医院，算他幸运，要往好处想 Okay? You drove him to the hospital. It's good luck. All in how you frame it.
你说了算 Sure.
我喜欢这里 我可以定居下来 Gotta say I like it here. I could live here.
我喜欢这里的氛围 大家都很有礼貌... I like the atmosphere, the people are considerate....
除了那个家伙 Except for that guy.
这任务怎么报酬这么多？ Why is this job paying so well?
本来是卡弗的 但他胃疼 It was supposed to be Carver's, but he's got some stomach thing.
-卡弗？ -而且他不做抢夺的任务 -Carver? -And he doesn't do snatch-and-grabs.
我代班卡佛？你把我当替补？ I'm filling in for Carver? You picked me second to Carver?
你说你重出江湖，想要任务简单点 You said you wanted simple for your first job back.
够简单了吧 Doesn't get simpler.
-糟糕 -怎么了？ -Shit. -Shit what?
看来我的钥匙应该是那人撞我时掉了 I think I must have lost the key when that guy bumped into me.
你再说下是几号柜？ What's the number again?
523 five twenty-three
卡弗 多么自大 Carver. What an ego.
他才需要看心理医生，提升自我 I mean, talk about a candidate for self-improvement.
请病假？他在念高中吗？ Calling in sick? I mean, what is that, high school?
你也好不到哪里去 I can hear that personal growth.
我不该有偏见 我应该反省一下 I know I'm being judgmental. I need to work on that.
但是 天啊 他真是个混蛋 But, Jesus, what a douchebag.
你的要求最奇怪,鞭炮？ You have the strangest requests. Firecrackers?
多一分准备嘛 I'm industrious.
拜托跟我说你没订安眠药粉 Please tell me you didn't order the sleeping powder.
没有 Nope.
你差点害阿拉斯加那个保镖心脏病发作 You almost gave that bodyguard in Anchorage a heart attack.
我重配过剂量 I've worked on the dosage.
带上枪 Take the gun.
请出示你的车票 Ticket please.
感谢您乘搭本列车 Thank you for using our train.
头等舱在那边 First class is that way.
我猜你没拿枪 I'm gonna assume you didn't take the gun?
贝瑞说发生不愉快的事都有机会… Barry says every conflict is an opportunity for a peaceful....
什么来着？ What was it?
你的经纪人说有些不愉快只能用枪解决 And your handler says some conflicts require a gun.
糟糕 Shit.
好 我上车了 Okay, I'm on.
嗯 那是好的开始 Well, that's a start.
嘿，很不错 Hey, this is nice.
经济舱？ Economy?
我想自己创业，只接简单任务 I'm thinking of starting my own agency. You know, all simple jobs, all the time.
这商业计划真糟糕 That's a terrible business plan.
没有变态和疯子，只有彬彬君子 No more sociopaths, no more maniacs. Just quality people.
贝瑞说是时候改变了 我赞成 Barry says it's time for some change. I think he's right.
贝瑞不知道你的职业 Barry does not know what you do for a living.
好 开始吧 子弹列车共有16个车厢 Okay, here we go. The bullet train has 16 cars.
10个经济舱 6个头等舱 Ten economy, six first-class,
记住，每站只停1分钟 and remember, only one minute stop at every station.
喂，拜托，搞什么？ Bloody fuckin' hell. Do you mind?
他是瞎了吗？ What is he, fucking blind or something?
拜托 你不用偷饼干吧？ Come on. No, you don't have to nick the biscuits, man.
柠檬与蜜橘
没事吧？那就好 Oh, no. You all right? Okay, cool.
-那混蛋 -谢谢你 -Fucking asshole. -Thank you.
我干嘛偷饼干？ Why'd I do that?
我好像有强迫症什么的 看到就想偷拿 It's like I got a compulsion or something. I have to take it if I see it.
你真的要去看医生 Need to talk to someone. Serious.
金鱼饼干？我不明白 A goldfish biscuit? I mean, I don't understand it.
好了 简单的抢夺任务，要抢什么？ Okay, simple snatch-and-grab. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?
一个手提箱，线人说把手上有火车贴纸 A briefcase. Intel says there's a train sticker on the handle.
手提箱主人肯定不是简单人物 Briefcases have owners. Owners are not simple.
最新的情报是他们坐在经济舱 And the last update says the owners will be in economy class.
他们，复数？怎么不叫我拿枪？ Owners, plural? Why didn't you tell me to bring that gun?
我有啊，但你想用心灵感化他们 I did. You chose spiritual enlightenment.
请出示车票 Chiketto, please.
车票 Ticket.
等等 Hold on.
不对，这是收据 Ah, no, no. Receipt.
惨了，我弄丢了车票 Shit, I think I dropped my ticket, too.
收据证明我买了车票，对吧？ That receipt shows I bought a ticket, though, right?
只能坐一站 One stop.
好的 Yep.
我以为要鞠躬 I thought they bowed here.
“人是我推的，头等舱B4座位” I PUSHED HIM. FIRST CLASS, SEAT B4
抱歉，小妹妹 Sorry, kid.
我在找... I'm looking for...
你找到了 You found her.
-噢 柠檬 -蜜橘 -Oh, Lemon. -Tangerine.
你在流血 兄弟 You're bleeding, mate.
兄弟 糟了 Oh, mate, shit. Oh, shit, man.
我杀了谁？ Who the fuck did I kill?
-拿湿纸巾擦掉 -不是我的血 -Get a Wet One on it or something. -It's not mine, mate.
-不是吗？ -我从不流血 -Oh, it's not yours? -Yeah. I don't bleed.
那就别遮遮掩掩，让大家看看 In that case, leave your jacket open, let everyone have a good old look.
-我要秀出我的领带 -你有病吗？ -Yeah, I want everyone to see my tie. -Fuck is wrong with you?
把大衣拉好，别被看到，柠檬 Pull your coat together so no one else notices, Lemon.
我想他们会首先注意到幼稚的代号 I think they'll notice the childish code names first.
但如果我们决定用水果 为何不叫苹果或柳橙？ But if we're gonna stick with fruit, why not apple or orange?
手提箱里有什么？ So, what's in this case?
这还用问？ Are we doing this?
你明知故问 You know what's in the case.
钱 每次都是钱 Money. It's always money.
蜜橘很高级 Tangerines are sophisticated.
水果哪有什么高不高级 Now he's callin' a fruit sophisticated.
当然有，蜜橘有很多种类 Yeah, it's cross-hybridized with other fruit.
而且跟我一样适应力很强 They're adaptable. Like me.
你说经济舱有6节车厢 You said six cars in economy,
假设每个车厢有30名乘客 say 30 passengers per car,
每人两件行李，30乘以2就是… guessing two bags per, let's see, times two and you carry--
是啊 我他妈不可能找到... Yeah, no fuckin' way I'm gonna find one brie--
-等等 -怎么了？ -Wait. -What?
-把手上有火车贴纸？ -对 -Train sticker on the handle? -Yeah.
见鬼了 Holy shitbox.
-我为什么是柠檬？ -因为你尖酸刻薄 -And why am I Lemon? -Because you're sour.
-没人喜欢柠檬 -那是胡扯 兄弟 -No one likes lemons. -That's bollocks, mate.
-柠檬水 柠檬糖 -你喉咙痛？ -Lemonades, lemon drops. -You got a sore throat?
柠檬酥皮派 Lemon meringue pie.
你什么时候吃过柠檬酥皮派？ When's the last time you ate lemon meringue pie?
-柠檬蛋糕 -你有完没完？ -Lemon drizzle cake. -I'm sorry, are you talking about lemons?
-我拿到手提箱了 -太好了 -I have the case. -Well, that's great.
-是吗？ -当然 -Is it? -Yes.
-这一定有鬼 -并没有 -What's the catch? -There is a no catch.
-每次都有鬼 -快点下车 -There's always a catch. -Get off the train.
我蛮喜欢柠檬 只是讨厌代号 Quite like lemons. I just hate code names.
你看看，睡美人醒了 Oh, well, look at this. Sleeping Beauty.
-醒来吧 -鸡蛋和培根 -Wakey, wakey. -Eggs and bakey.
别相信女人
我在哪里？ Where am I?
现在你安全了 你爸派我们来的 You're safe now. Your father sent us.
你们两个猪头替我爸工作？ You idiots work for my father?
别乱骂人，不然我们能让你躺盒里回去 Ooh, easy, we could deliver you back to your pops in a box.
从技术上来说 我们是外包商 Technically, we're outside contractors.
我是蜜橘 他是柠檬 I'm Tangerine. He's Lemon.
水果？ Like the fruit?
-看过“托马斯小火车”吗？ -又来了 -You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine? -Here we go.
你现在看的动画是什么东西？什么也不是 Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing.
都很暴力血腥，没教育意义 It's twists, violence, drama, no message.
干嘛要看？能学到什么？ What's the point? Huh? What are we supposed to learn?
我在托马斯小火车教我分辨人的性格 Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.
-你又带了贴纸？ -那还用问 -You bring your sticker book, did ya? -You know I always bring my stickers.
看这个蜜橘 他是戈登 蓝色的 Take Tangerine here. He's a Gordon. This blue one.
戈登动力最强也最重要 And Gordon is the strongest, the most important.
但他常常不乖乖听话 But he doesn't always listen to others.
你说什么？ What's that, now?
我是说有些人是爱德华兹 睿智 善良 I mean, some people are Edwards. Wise, kind.
有些人是亨利 勤奋 坚强 Some are Henrys. Hard-working, strong.
有些人就像狄索 Some people are Diesels.
我靠！ Fuck me!
他们老是惹麻烦 Those are trouble.
不过你呢… You, though....
对 你就像佩西 Yeah, you seem like a Percy.
年轻 Young.
可爱 Sweet.
不太机灵 Not all there.
你们聊完了吗？ You finished, both of you?
-说完了 -对了 你老爸... -Yeah. -Right. Your daddy
雇用我们解决你惹的麻烦，调皮鬼 hired us to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into, naughty boy.
-所以你为什么是蜜橘？ -很复杂 朋友 -Why are you Tangerine, though? -Oh, it's sophisticated, mate.
管它呢，那不是重点 Oh, fuckin' hell. It's not important, is it?
重点是我们杀了17个人 What is important are the 17 dead bodies we left
把你从三合会那里救出来 getting you back from the Triad that kidnapped you
他们打算勒索你的变态老爸 with the plans to ransom you to your extremely psychotic fucked-up father.
其实是16个人 Actually, it's 16.
你说什么？ What's that, now?
-我们杀了16个人 兄弟 -是17个人 -Sixteen kills, mate. -No, it was 17.
-是16 -7 -It's 16. -Seven.
-你开始让我不爽了 -16 -You're startin' to get on my fucking tits. -Sixteen.
你害我特别想撞墙 I'll smash my fucking head through a brick wall.
也许那会帮助你的回忆 因为是16个 Maybe that'd help your memory 'cause it was 16.
是17 妈的 我现在想掐死你 It was 17, goddamn it. I wanna fucking strangle you now.
先让我们算清楚，好吗？ Do you mind if we do this right now?
由英格柏·汉普汀克主演
他们杀了多少人
1 One.
2 3 Two, three.
五个玩扑克的人 Five guys playing poker.
快走！ Keep moving!
-大个子 -对 大个子 -Big guy. -Yeah, big guy.
快点动手！ Sometime today!
10 Ten.
拿武士刀的三个混球 Three assholes with swords.
操你妈的 去死吧！ Fucking get it. Fuck!
干嘛用武士刀？ Why do you always bring swords?
该死的黑社会，一定要的 Fucking Triad. You would, wouldn't ya?
你个狗娘养的！ You son of a bitch!
其实我蛮喜欢武士刀的 I like swords, actually.
看来是时候来一招雅发蛋糕动作 Looks like it's time for a Jaffa Cake.
不如用车轮饼大招？ How about a Wagon Wheel?
也行 Oh, that works.
甩尾！ Swing!
14 15 Fourteen, fifteen.
和摩托车上的混蛋 And the prick on the motorcycle.
所以是16个人 So 16.
你忘了无辜的可怜虫 You forgot the poor, innocent civilian on the street.
你他妈...？ The fuck you--?
老兄 你没事吧？老天… Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy, you okay? Oh, my--
那不是我们的错 Shit. That wasn't our fault.
-不是我们的错？ -不是 -Wasn't our fault? -No.
托马斯小火车会说什么？ 柠檬？ Well, what would Thomas the Tank Engine say, Lemon?
这真的很卑鄙 That's really mean.
他会说 "嘿嘿 承担责任吧 兄弟" He'd say, "Hey, take responsibility, mate."
他说话不是这样 He doesn't sound like that.
我要离手提箱主人远一点 Gonna put a little distance between me and the owners.
-你紧张吗？ -是的 -Are you nervous? -Yeah, I'm nervous.
-你听起来很紧张 -因为我的确紧张 -You sound nervous. -Because I am, in fact, nervous.
听好，我下一站就下车 Hey, listen, I'm just gonna get off at the next stop.
给我乖乖坐好 Oh, let's have a seat, then, huh?
知道你爸的外号吗？ Do you know what they call your papushka?
我当然知道 Course I fucking do.
白死神，并不是水果 The White Death. Not exactly a fruit.
没错 No. There you go.
有个传说…听过就喊停 There's a story-- Stop me if you've heard it.
有个女人很悲催 --where this woman found herself
欠了你老爸一大笔钱 in the unfortunate position of owing your father a tidy sum of money.
问题是她花了很久才弄到钱 Now, the issue was it took her some time to acquire this money.
但她晚了五分钟还回钱 对吗？ But she did pay it back five minutes late, didn't she?
-他怎么处罚她？ -砍断她一只手 -Yeah, what'd he do? -Cut her arm off.
-真他妈狠 -迟一分钟就欠他一根手指 -Fuckin' hell! -Yeah. He said she owed him a finger for every minute.
但他不是禽兽 He's not a monster. He didn't make her sit through it five times.
并没有一根根砍断，而是一次砍断 He just cut once, didn't he?
这也太简单了 This is too easy.
-你想太多 -你想的太少了 -You're overthinking it. -You're underthinking it.
-没这说法 -当然有 -It's not a word. -Yes, it is.
-真的？ -应该是 -Really? -I think it is.
-你谷歌了？ -算了 -Did you google it? -Doesn't matter.
贝瑞会怎么说？ What would Barry say?
贝瑞会说 "负面的想法会导致负面的结果" Barry would say, "A negative outlook leads to a negative outcome."
哇 你到底付多少钱给他？ Wow. How much do you pay him again?
我们的工作是确保你的安全 Our job is to keep you safe
并拿回装了赎金的手提箱 and to recover the briefcase with the ransom money inside.
我打算完成任务，确保… And I plan on completin' my job and keeping....
柠檬 手提箱呢？ Lemon. Where's the briefcase?
噢 我藏起来了 Oh, I stashed it.
手提箱 柠檬 The case, Lemon.
去拿手提箱给我 Go get me the fucking case.
你是个累赘 知道吗？对我爸爸来说 You're a liability, you know? To my father.
他不需要理由就能杀你 He doesn't need a reason to kill people like you.
他需要一个不杀你的理由 He needs a reason not to.
他有吗？ Does he have one?
真你妈乱 That's fucking confusin'.
喂？ Hello?
白死神的儿子在你手上？ Do you have White Death's son?
你是说这个脸上有愚蠢纹身的白痴？ You mean this dickhead with the silly face tattoos?
-他就坐在这里 -还有手提箱呢？ -He's sat right here. -And the briefcase?
当然在我手上 Yes, of course, I've got the case.
你们要在京都站下车 You will both deboard at Kyoto station.
这笔交易就算完成 Then your business with him will be concluded.
刚刚就在这里 It was just here.
现在没有了 Well, it's not anymore.
我们必须找到拿走手提箱的人 We need to find the person who took that case.
也许你是对的 Maybe you're right.
也许我开始转运了 Maybe my luck is starting to turn.
是你 You.
对 Yes.
是我 Me.
你是木村雄一 But you are Yuichi Kimura.
你是来杀我的 And you came here to kill me.
我的父母叫我“马林基普林斯” My parents call me malen'kiy prince.
是小王子的意思 很明显的 他们要个儿子 That means little prince. Obviously, they wanted a boy.
你应该想听完整的故事 You're going to want to hear the whole story.
不然就会后悔莫及 Or you'll be very, very sorry.
医院打来的 It's the hospital.
等一下 Hang on.
嗨 是的 现在你可以看那男孩了 Hi. Yes, you can see the boy now.
很好 如果每十分钟你没有我的消息 Good. If you don't hear from me every ten minutes
或你打来时我没接电话 or if I don't answer this phone when you call,
我要你进去然后杀了... I want you to go in there and kill....
抱歉 你儿子叫什么名字来着？ I'm sorry, what's your boy's name again?
小度 Wataru.
对 Right. Right.
杀了小度 Kill Wataru.
幸好我们等了一下 Aren't we glad we waited?
我们的任务是救出他儿子 We got his son. That was our job.
除了救出他儿子还要拿回一千万美元 Our job was to come back with his son and his $10 million.
知道哪些字能形容我们的处境吗？ Three words describe our situation right now. Do you know what they are?
当然 救...他...儿子 家人比金钱更重要 对吧？ Sure do. Saved...his...son. Family's more important than money, right?
你真不知道白死神是谁？ Do you honestly not know who the White Death is?
知道啊，你五分钟前才告诉我 I know the White Death. You just told me 5 minutes ago.
为何我还要费心把简报转发给你？ Why do I even bother forwarding you the briefings?
我不知道 I do not know.
日本的黑道曾由一名叫峰岸的人统治 The Japanese underworld used to be ruled by a man named Minegishi.
峰岸是个心狠手辣的混蛋 Now, Minegishi was one brutal bastard.
但他很老派 你懂吗？ But he was old-school, you know?
重视传统和忠诚 Tradition and loyalty was all that mattered to him.
你一旦加入就成为家人 When you were in, you were in. You were like family.
他会把你当自己人 He treated you like you were one of his own.
后来杀出一个两米高的俄国佬 Then out of the blue comes this 6-foot-fucking-6 geezer from Russia.
听说他被俄罗斯黑帮放逐 Whispers that he was exiled from the Russian mafia
或是当过苏联情报局特工 or that he was ex-KGB.
没人真正知道真相 No one really knows the truth.
只知道这个俄国佬 But what is known is this Russian
一步一步往上爬 worked his way up the ranks.
一人接一人杀出血路 Bit by bit. Kill by kill.
很快就成为峰岸最亲信的左右手 And very, very fucking quickly became one of Minegishi's closest advisors.
那些忠于他的人说 And those loyal to him said:
"且慢 这人不大正常 "Hold your horses. This geezer ain't the full ticket.
不能信任他" He ain't to be trusted."
他们说他很危险 "He's dangerous," they said.
就像瘟疫一样 "A modern plague," they said.
他是白死神 "A White Death."
果然被他们说中 So, sure enough, they were right.
他开始铲除异己 He made his own alliance.
建立自己的帮派 His own gang.
最后干了什么事？ And what'd he do?
在他背后捅了一刀 Stabbed him in the back.
那只是比喻，他一枪打爆他的头 I mean, metaphorically. He blew his fucking brains out, didn't he?
他在一夜之间将峰岸这个名字完全消灭 He wiped the name Minegishi off the face of the earth in one single night.
并建立了白死神的罪恶帝国 And made an empire worthy of the White Death.
所以 我直言不讳 So, let me put this bluntly.
有个没有灵魂的精神病领袖 There's this soulless psychotic leader
带领地球上最大的犯罪组织 with the largest criminal organization on the planet
准备捅爆我们的菊花 shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks.
那个混蛋绝对是狄索 不是吗？ That motherfucker's definitely a Diesel, then, isn't he?
如果你再一次提到托马斯小火车 If you mention Thomas the Tank Engine one more time
我就一枪射爆你的脸 I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking face.
好吧，如果他这么狠 Okay, if he's such a badass,
干嘛不亲自出马救出他儿子？ how come he hired two random operators instead of getting his son back himself?
如果你真的看过简报 就会知道他有妻子 If you actually read the briefings you'd know that he had a wife.
什么 他有妻子？ What, he had a wife?
她是他人生中最重要的人 而她死了 She was the most important fucking thing in his life, and she died.
被酒驾撞死之类的 Drunk driving accident or some shit.
他后来就待在家没再出门 And now he's at the compound. He ain't left since.
有个小火车会说那是宝贵的一课 An unnamed locomotive might say there's a lesson to be learned.
他不是随便挑中两名杀手，柠檬 And he didn't hire two random operators, Lemon.
他找了顶尖高手 No, he asked for the best.
干了玻利维亚那一票的双人组 He asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job.
玻利维亚
他要找不会搞砸的专业人士 He asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up.
三个字 柠檬 Three words, Lemon.
-我们… -死定了 -We are-- -Fucked.
你要什么？ What do you want?
我一直都被当成小女生 People think that I'm just some young girl.
别人未来的老婆，或是… Someone's future wife...
未来的母亲 or future mother.
但我不是别人故事的配角 But I'm not in someone else's story.
你们才是我故事的配角 You're all in mine.
这和我有什么关系？ The fuck does that have to do with me?
你替最可怕的黑道老大工作 You work for the most feared boss in the city:
白死神 The White Death.
你不承认也行 Oh, deny it all you want.
但你老大的老大和更上面的人 But you work for someone who works for someone else, et cetera, et cetera,
全都替同一个人卖命 and it all falls under the same person.
你两天前把手提箱 You delivered a briefcase two days ago
交给白死神的生意伙伴 to one of the White Death's associates,
我就看到了机会 and I saw my opportunity.
跟着箱子就会找到白死神 Follow the case and find the White Death.
我不知道你要我做什么 I don't know what you think I can do for you.
那就是最精彩的剧情，你要替我杀死他 Oh, that is my favorite part of the story. You're going to kill him for me.
我怎么会去杀白死神？ How the fuck am I going to kill the White Death?
你等着看吧 You'll see.
你看看 Oh, look at that.
一切都在掌握中 We are right on schedule.
坐下来 放松一点 你看来好紧张 Sit back, relax a little bit. You look so tense.
我们救出他儿子 We rescued his fucking son.
找到拿走手提箱的混蛋 搞定这件事 We find the fucker who took the briefcase, make things right,
假装什么都没发生过 be like it never happened.
你还穿着防弹衣？ You still got that vest on ya?
没，那只是自我安慰 No, vests give you a false sense of security.
可能会被射中脖子 You might, like, get shot in the neck.
被射中胸口也会保你一命 It also stops you from getting shot in the chest,
你一定没看那集“托马斯士小火车” 对吗？ but I guess you missed that episode of Thomas.
应该是了 因为那听起来很黑暗 I really must've, because that sounds dark as shit.
不带种就闭嘴，兄弟 Nut up or shut up, bruv.
好吧，计划稍微改变 Well, so, slight change of plans.
先是他妻子 现在是儿子？ First his wife, now his son?
白死神真够惨的 That's a lot of white deaths.
你一定要坚强，儿子，明白吗？ I want you to be strong, son. Do you understand?
坚强 Be strong.
狼
我的心 My heart.
不要！ No!
给我找到罪魁祸首 Find me the son of a bitch who did this.
报仇
你这幸运的混帐东西 You lucky son of a bitch.
你拿刀捅我？ You stabbed me?!
你毁了我的人生 You ruined my life.
我根本不认识你！ I don't even know you!
我是来报仇的 I come here for revenge.
杀死艾萨卡罗的人也杀死我老婆 The assassin who killed El Saguaro killed my wife.
命运让我替他们俩报仇 But fate made this a two for one special.
能不能暂停一下，好好谈谈呢？ Can we just take a time-out here? Talk this out?
我会追杀你到底 I will never stop coming for you.
什么？ What?
尽管逃吧，我会找到你 Run as far as you like. I will find you.
为什么？ Why?
你怎么毁了我，我就怎么毁了你 And I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine!
老兄 我根本不认识你！ Dude, I don't even know you!
我的心 My heart.
搞什么...？ What the--?
哇 不是吧？ Wow. Really?
这就是内心充满愤怒的下场 Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.
委内瑞拉 乌拉圭 巴塞罗那 Venezuela, Uruguay, Barcelona.
你到底是谁？ Who are you?
各位乘客，我们将在新横滨站停靠 All passengers: We'll make a brief stop
来，试试这个 -at Shin Yokohama. -All right, mate, try these.
-飞鼠造型眼镜 -飞鼠是啥？ -They're them Momonga glasses. -The fuck is a Momonga?
飞鼠家庭！厨房电视
日本排名第一的动漫 周四上午9点
每周四在“托马斯小火车”之后播出 Comes on after Thomas every Thursday.
-搞定 -很好 -Okay. -It's good.
--就这样 -他看起来在睡觉 -Just like that. -He should look asleep. There, like that.
芥末青豆 Wasabi.
我们不能让他离开这列火车 We gotta make sure he doesn't step a foot off this train.
你去找箱子，搞定拿走它的人 You see the case, deal with whoever has it.
好 我该怎么做？跟他动口还是动手？ All right, how do I do that? Talk to him, or, like, talk to him?
不然告诉他戈登如何遇见珀西的故事 Why don't you tell him about the story about how Gordon met Percy
以及珀西现在为什么眼窝流着血！ and how Percy's now bleeding from his fucking eye sockets!
他要我杀了他 He means kill him.
各位乘客，我们将在新横滨站停靠 All passengers: We'll make a brief stop at Shin Yokohama.
靠，可恶 Goddamn it.
借过 Excuse me.
我他妈的原谅你了 You are fuckin' excused.
约堡 Joburg.
抱歉 朋友 I'm sorry, buddy.
给我！ Give it!
该死的！ Shitballs!
还没到一分钟 That wasn't a minute.
-我座过站了 -为什么？ -I missed my stop. -Why?
-因为命运之神恨我 -她不恨你 -Because God hates me. -No, she doesn't.
-手提箱还在你手上？ -是的 我藏起来了 -Do you still have the case? -Yeah, I stashed it.
-下一站下车 -你说的很容易 -Get off at the next stop. -It sounds so easy when you say it.
艾萨苦瓜肉是什么？ Does the name El Cigarillo mean anything to you?
-大毒枭艾萨卡罗？ -是啊 听起来很熟悉？ -El Saguaro? The cartel boss? -Yeah, why does that sound so familiar?
他当时也在你潜入的墨西哥婚礼上 He was in the wedding you infiltrated in Mexico.
龙舌兰酒？ Tequila?
你扮成服务生 You were the cocktail server.
那个新郎，我认得他，我很会记人脸 The groom. I knew I recognized that guy. I'm really good with faces.
等等，谁啊？ Wait, what guy?
抱歉 马上回来 Sorry. Be right back.
我弄脏他西装，他捅我一刀，现在挂了 The guy who stabbed me. I spilled wine on his suit. He's dead now.
-你杀了恶狼？ -那是意外 -You killed the Wolf? -It was an accident.
我星期一得和心理医生好好聊聊 I'm really gonna have to process my part in the incident on Monday.
操！妈的！不是吧 Shit! Fuck! No.
你在咒骂什么？ Shit. Fuck. What?
还记得玻利维亚那两个疯子吗？ Remember those two wackos from the Bolivia job
-杀了一堆人 -那对双胞胎？ -killed all those people? -The Twins?
对 我不确定他们是双胞胎 Yeah, I'm not so sure they're twins.
少来 大家都知道他们是 Stop it. Everyone knows they're twins.
现在他们其中一人正向我走来 One of them is walking towards me right now.
我想我在月台上看到另一个 I think I saw the other one on the platform.
有人 Occupied.
现在知道手提箱是谁的了 Now we know who the owners of the case are.
我就说我很倒霉，我们得好好谈谈 This is exactly what I'm talkin' about.
我们身边为什么都是坏人 We have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we are surrounding ourselves with.
干嘛说悄悄话？ Why are we whispering?
喂 Hello.
白死神想知道你为什么下车 The White Death would like to know why you stepped off train.
我想透透气 Wanted some fresh air.
他命令你留在列车上 Your orders were to stay on the train.
我不知道会有保姆来多管闲事 I didn't realize I was gettin' a babysitter to come cut my bollocks.
我很专业，一定会把儿子和箱子交给他 I'm a professional. We're making sure the case and his son are perfectly safe.
我现在可以去工作了？ Can I please go do my job now?
你人真好 非常谢谢你 Oh, very kind of you. Thank you very much.
我靠，老天爷 Fuck me! Jesus Christ.
在日本的火车上打电话很不礼貌 It's very rude, talking on the phone, on the train in Japan.
这个够无礼了吗 混蛋？ This rude enough for ya, ya fucking prick?
把你的渔夫帽塞进你屁眼，听到没？ Shove that fuckin' hat up your fuckin' asshole, you hear me?
该死的任务 Fuck this job.
早该订头等舱，靠 I knew we should have got an upgrade, fuck all.
不好意思，我没看到你这小女生，抱歉 I beg your pardon, sorry. I wasn't aware there was a young lady present. Apologize.
有没有看到拿着银色手提箱的人经过？ You didn't happen to see someone come by with a silver briefcase, did ya?
把手上有火车小贴纸 There's a little train sticker by the handle.
其实有 Actually, yeah.
一个戴黑框眼镜的男人 他往那边走了 A man with black framed glasses had it. He went that way.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, love.
那个混帐东西 That fucking bastard.
来吧 Come on.
"戴黑眼镜男人 拦住他" "Guy in black glasses. Stop him."
嗨 这桌子底下有枪... Hi. There's a gun under this table--
这里是静音车厢 This is the quiet car.
在这里得轻声细语 小子 Gotta use your small inside voice in here, son.
静音车厢
这桌子下有一把枪指着你 换作是我… There's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you, so I would--
-我听不太清楚你说什么 -有把枪... -I can't really hear what you're saying. -There's a gun--
我开玩笑的 朋友 I'm just fuckin' with you, mate.
约翰内斯堡后好久不见了 It's been a long time since Johannesburg.
你到底是谁？ Yeah. Who the fuck are you?
不是吧 你不记得我？ Really. You don't remember me?
你长得跟一般流浪汉没两样 You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
好吧 Okay.
我有你在找的东西 Well, I have something I believe you're looking f--
真的？你不记得我？ -Really? You don't remember me? -I remember Johannesburg,
我记得约翰内斯堡 但不记得你了 but I don't remember you.
你开枪射我 You shot me.
-我射过很多人 -你向我开枪两次 -I shoot a lot of people. -You shot me twice.
哎呦 Ow!
你的脸很欠射 Well, you also have a shootable face.
我知道你就是黑框眼镜男 I know you're Black Framed Glasses.
偷走我们手提箱的那个厚脸皮混蛋 The cheeky fucker who took our briefcase.
对 就是我 Yes. Yes, I am.
我后来做了很多心理咨询 You know, I've done a lot of personal work since Joburg.
原谅了，也继续过活了 I've forgiven, I've moved on.
我学会任何潜在的冲突 I've learned that with any potential conflict
都有心灵成长与和平相处的机会 there's an opportunity for growth, a path to a peaceful outcome.
很有趣 Interesting.
那是谁？ Who is that?
我不知道 I have no idea.
你怎么知道箱子在那里？ How did you know that was there?
我没说吗？我一直都很幸运 Didn't I mention? I've always been lucky.
我对着镜子好好地反省自我 It was then that I took a long, hard look into the mirror.
你知道吗？ And you know what?
老兄，我不喜欢镜子里的我 Buddy, I didn't like what I saw.
一点都不喜欢 Nope. Nada.
一直到我又喜欢了 你懂吗？ Until I did. You know?
我们之间有一道墙 Between us now sits a wall.
但那只是幻觉 But it's an illusion.
每道墙上都有一扇窗… For within every wall, awaits a window--
等等，是一扇门 Oh, wait, it's a door.
话说，你每天都让别人很头痛，对吧？ Real quick, every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?
对，你和你搭档… Right. You and your partner--
我是柠檬 他是蜜橘 I'm Lemon, he's Tangerine.
好吧 柠檬...是水果吗？ Okay, Lemon--Like the fruit?
那是恩典 Blessings.
-你有什么打算？ -是这样的 -What's your plan here? -Here's the plan.
我把手提箱还给你 你不杀我 I give you back your case, you don't kill me.
你把手提箱给你老板 他不杀你 You give your case to your employer, he doesn't kill you.
我们都活着 皆大欢喜 双赢 你觉得呢？ You're alive, I'm alive, everyone's happy. Win-win, don't you think?
你怎么知道雇佣你的人 不会因为任务失败而杀了你？ How do you know whoever hired you won't kill you for failing your job?
双输局面，不开心 Lose-lose. No happy.
老兄 我只想下车 Man, I just wanna get off this train,
去一趟禅园什么的 你懂吗？ go see a Zen garden and some shit, you know?
-我很想答应 -太好了 -I'd like to accept your offer. -Great.
但你又杀了人，对吧？ But then you went and killed someone. Didn't you?
-你怎么知道？ -你搞得一团糟 -How did you know...? -Wasn't exactly subtle.
那是个意外，悲剧来着 It was an accident. Tragic.
而且很奇怪 Bizarre, even.
这故事很荒唐，老兄 但是... Cool story, bro, but...
我觉得你想带着箱子逃走 I think you had your own plans of getting out of here with that case.
-没有 -将谋杀罪名嫁祸给我们 -No, no. -Pinning a body on us.
希望白死神忙着砍断我们的手 Hoping the White Death
而不是我们的手指 is so busy cuttin' off our arms instead of cuttin' off our fingers.
就像托马斯小火车总是说“越简单越好” It's like Thomas the Tank Engine always says: "Simple is better."
-儿童卡通？ -对，儿童… -The kids' show? -Yes, the fucking ki--Man.
那教会我了解人的性格 I learned everything about people from Thomas.
-教会我一切 -真的？ -Everything. -Really?
所以我才这么会看人，你是个狄索 It's how I can read people like you so well. And you are a Diesel.
-我不是狄索 -你是我见过… -I am not a Diesel. -You're the Diesel-est Diesel...
差远了 Not even close..
…最坏心的狄索 ..I've ever seen in my life, man.
狄索最会说大话，而且太过分了 'Cause Diesels bluff. They go too far.
我的人生容不下狄索 知道吗？ I'm trying to get Diesels out of my life, you know?
如果这桌底下真的有枪，我早就死翘翘了 If there was a gun under this table, yeah, I'd be as dead as that kid over there.
不行 Nope.
你他妈... You mother--
好好听我说 Have the courage to listen.
来吧 你死定了 Come on, Joburg.
不 No.
我要开第三枪 Shot number three.
别烦我，我没时间没耐心更没兴趣 No, no, no. I ain't got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.
真是够了 Fucking hell.
你在跟着我？别跟来 Are you following me? Stop!
王八蛋 Asshole!
我会叫车长来！ I'll call the conductor!
去吃香蕉吧你 女士！ Eat a bag of dicks, lady!
抱歉，我会反省的 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm working on it.
我不是狄索，你才是 I'm not a Diesel, you're a Diesel.
他在这里
快到了 让他继续说
-这里有另一具尸体 -当然有 -There's another body here. -Of course there is.
人不是我杀的，那是白死神的儿子 Not my fault, and I believe it's the son of the White Death.
双胞胎认出你了吗？ Did the Twins ID you?
你没听到吗？白死神 死神 Did you hear what I said? White Death. Death. Death.
抢夺任务个屁啊 Snatch-and-grab, my ass.
列车上有别人在出任务 There's someone else doing a job on this train.
双胞胎 我们知道了 The Twins. We know that.
我再说一次 不是双胞胎 Again, not twins.
他们是疯子，不是双胞胎 Loonies, but not twins.
他们救出那小子 但有人杀了他 They're here for the kid, but somebody killed the kid.
-拿刀捅我的家伙 -恶狼 -The guy with the knife. -The Wolf.
他说他是来报仇的 He said he came here for revenge.
他碰巧撞到了我 我就是倒霉 He just happened to run into me, because of course he did.
现在听好 Now, get this.
这孩子被毒死的方式 与艾斯巴罗婚礼上的方式相同 The kid was poisoned in the same way as El Sbarro was at the wedding.
那是艾撒瓜若 It's El Saguaro.
-同一个杀手？ -是的 -The same killer? -Yeah.
我好像麦凯弗 I'm like MacGyver.
非洲树蛇
突发新闻
全日本因为一条毒蛇被偷陷入恐慌 All of Japan is in terror because a poisonous snake was stolen.
非洲树蛇含有剧毒 Boomslang snakes have a very strong poison.
当被它咬到时 会导致内出血... When they bite, it can cause internal bleeding...
从人体孔洞爆喷出来 and bleeding from holes in the body.
惨了 Oh, shit.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我不玩了 Fuck this, man.
该死的卡佛 Fuck Carver.
糟了 Shit.
谢天谢地，我还以为… Oh, thank God. For a minute there....
天啊 你被打得好惨 兄弟 Jesus Christ, you had a bit of a bosh, pal.
好了，再过五站就到京都 All right. Five stations to Kyoto.
最好打起精神 Better get tickety-boo.
你会觉得我一直都很焦虑吗？ Would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?
不会的 No, no.
噢，惨了 Ah, fucknuts.
我没说清楚，我的意思是会 And if it wasn't clear, I meant "yes."
-列车长，我没车票 -你不该担心他 -The conductor, I don't have a ticket. -Not sure that's your biggest concern.
你不懂，他就像魔术大师 You don't understand, this guy's like Criss-fuckin'-Angel.
到处冒出来 He pops up everywhere.
他会害我被蜜橘抓住，我就死定了 He slows me down, Tangerine catches me, I am dead.
死定了 Dead. Dead.
等等 Hold on.
嗨 朋友 Hey, bro.
想轻松赚200美元吗？ Wanna make an easy 200 bucks?
你想要…嫖我吗？ Is this like a...sex thing?
不是 Nope.
好吧 我开玩笑的 Oh, okay. I was kidding.
怎样？你需要什么？兄弟？ Yeah, what's up? What do you need, bro?
你玩完了，臭小子 All right, game's up, big boy.
箱子在哪？ Where is the case?
告诉我，我就给你个痛快… Tell me, and I promise I'll only shoot you enough--
等等，你也想嫖我吗？ Whoa, whoa, is this the sex stuff?
猪头 Twat!
可恶 Shit.
我确实喜欢英国口音 I do love an accent.
来吧 Come on.
你惨了 Oops.
想象一下 Picture it.
想象什么？ Picture what?
盯着你儿子的人 Well, the man. Watching your son.
我好奇他会怎么做 I wonder how he'll do it.
也许用枕头闷死他 Maybe a pillow to the face.
也许用更巧妙的手法，例如静脉注射气泡 Or maybe something clever. Like an air bubble in the IV.
不用，你拿着 No, no. You hold onto it.
装无辜小女生这一招 The innocent young girl act doesn't really get you very far
拿着枪就没用 if you're holding a loaded gun.
开扩音器 Put it on speaker.
父亲 Father.
雄一？你为什么离开医院？ Yuichi? Why did you leave the hospital?
说实话 Be honest.
谁和你一起？ Who's there with you?
我查出把小度从屋顶推下来的凶手了 I found out who pushed Wataru off that roof.
你报警了吗？ Did you go to the authorities?
我想自己处理 I wanted to handle it myself.
儿子啊 My son.
你无法掌控命运 You can't control what fate has in store for us.
父亲 Father.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我们还有事要做 We're not finished.
你要尝试所有的密码组合 You're going to sit here and you're going to go through every combination
直到打开手提箱为止 until you open up that case.
-小妞，那要很久才会… -并不会 -Kid, that could take f-- -No, no. It won't.
我建议先从低位数开始 I'd start with the low numbers. Just a thought.
我靠 Fuck me!
你终于醒了 There he is.
我没抓到他 He got by me.
我也没有 Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
现在只能把杀他儿子的人交给白死神 I guess our best option now is bring the White Death the man who killed his son.
-不是眼镜男干的 -我才不管 -But Glasses didn't do it. -I could give a rat's ass.
我看人很准，他不是那种人 No, I'm telling you, I read him. He's not the type, mate.
你喜欢你的手臂吗？ I'll tell you what, do you like your arms?
当然喜欢 You know I like my arms.
那就得找个替死鬼 不是吗？ Well, then someone's got to take the blame, don't they?
-是你或我吗？ -你还是我？ -That's you or me? -You or me?
可恶 那混蛋偷了我的手机 Shit, that asshole stole my phone.
-还有我的枪，露西亚 -拜托 -And my gun, Lucille. -Oh, come on.
-那是我最爱的枪 混蛋 -别管它了 -That's my favorite gun. Son of a bitch. -Fuck about.
干嘛？ Right, what?
下一站带着带着手提箱和他儿子下车 Step off the train at the next stop with the briefcase and the son.
等等 不是说好了在京都？ Hang on a minute, didn't we say Kyoto?
你们还是要在京都下车 You will still depart at Kyoto.
白死神要确认你们说实话 The White Death wants to make sure you are being honest about situation.
这简直是浪费时… Well, this is a complete waste of our t--
我们得证明箱子还在 All right, all right. We just have to prove we have a case we don't have
并且他儿子还活着 and a live son instead of a dead one.
想用哪一招？ What are you thinking?
-老潘和朱迪？ -布偶秀的老招 -The ol' Punch and Judy? -The ol' Punch and Judy.
老大叫你们都下车 You were all told to exit the train.
好吧 不像你 我是专家 Yeah? Well, unlike you, I'm a professional.
我要确保这不是黑道的陷阱 I wanted to make sure it weren't some Yakuza trap, but clearly not.
但你们搞得像80年代尬舞大赛 It's some fuckin''80s dance-off, innit?
你的双胞胎呢？蜜橘？ Where is your twin? Tangerine?
我是蜜橘 柠檬正在保护着手提箱 I'm Tangerine. Lemon's keepin' the case safe.
还有白死神的儿子呢？ And the White Death's son?
是 他在那边 Yeah, he's there.
向你的粉丝挥手 小公主 Wave to your fuckin' fans, princess.
他开心得要命，对吧？ He's a fuckin' happy chappy, isn't he?
我得上车了 只剩下十秒 再见 But I've gotta pop on the train, you know, ten seconds left, so ta-ra.
我们会按照计划 在京都下车 We'll stick to the plan, depart in Kyoto.
帮个忙，别再来烦我，好吗？ Do us a favor: Get the fuck off my back, will ya?
没事了 Okay.
哇！ Whoa!
好吧 Okay.
-做得很好 -是啊 希望他们买帐 -That couldn't have gone better. -Yeah, let's hope they buy it.
我们必须找到那个眼镜男混蛋 就他妈的现在 We need to find that Glasses twat, like, right to the fuck now.
我去车头，你去车尾，然后回来碰头 I'm gonna go up, you go down, double back when you're done.
看到就搞定他 知道吗？ If you see him, fucking deal with him, yeah?
没问题 Yeah.
-车头是...？ -那边 往东京方向 -Up is...? -That way. Towards Tokyo.
从东京出发都是车尾往前 Departing trains are always moving down.
小心点 这里还有其他事发生 And, look, be careful. Something else is going on here.
有个狄索在伺机而动 Yeah, I still feel like there's a Diesel lurking about.
你有完没完？我是怎么说的？ I swear to God, what did I say? What did I say?
-我说我会… -一枪射爆我的脸 -I said I'll fucking-- -Shoot me in the face. Yeah.
托马斯仍然教我如何看待人 真正地理解他们 Thomas still taught me how to see people, read them for real.
是啊 Yeah.
-我从来没看错人，对吧？ -对 -And I'm never wrong, am I? -No.
我们要找的不是眼镜男 Glasses, he is not our guy.
好吧 Okay.
你先开枪 再找答案 You shoot first and come up with the answers later.
我一向如此 I always do.
还有 柠檬？ And, Lemon?
什么事，兄弟？ Yeah, man?
你也要小心 You be careful, too.
我的意思是 列车上什么都可能发生，对吧？ I mean, when this train's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin', right?
再过七分钟 我就能下车了 Seven more minutes and I am off this train.
你躲在厕所？ Are you hiding in the bathroom?
对啊，你试用过这些智能马桶吗？ Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets?
他们真是感官上的享受 They're a pleasure to the senses.
如果现在我要上大号 肯定尽情的用它 If I had one in the chamber I would rock this bad boy right now.
拜托，这种事别跟我说 Boundaries. We need boundaries.
天啊 Holy shit.
哇 Whoa there.
看它 Oh, look at that.
我就知道你会沾到我的好运 I knew my luck would rub off on you.
靠 Fuck.
你在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
就像我改装你那把枪一样改装手提箱 I am doing the same thing that I did to the gun in your hand.
这样更有趣，我赌上自己的小命 I'm just making things interesting. I'm hedging my bets, you could say.
靠 Fuck.
那把枪杀不了他，还有手提箱炸弹 If the gun doesn't kill him, the case will.
这东西可能在我手中随时爆炸 This thing could have blown up in my hand at any point.
不会的，只有开枪才会引爆 No, no. It's inert unless you fire it.
所以别开枪，听懂了吗？ But don't fire it, you know what I mean?
那不像这个手提箱，这箱子… Unlike what I put in this briefcase here. This is very....
随时都会爆炸，这是… Well, this is not inert at all. This is....
你知道白死神曾经被自己人 Did you know that there have been 31 attempts on the White Death's life
试图暗杀31次吗？ from within his own organization?
他每次都用对方的武器处决他们 Each one, he executed with their own weapon.
你现在明白我的处境了吗？ Do you see what I'm getting at here?
木村 我是故意把你引来 Kimura, I brought you here to fail.
你把我儿子推下屋顶... You push my son off a roof...
没错 Right.
为了让我搭上这班列车 ...bring me to this train...
把我诬陷为杀手 frame me as an assassin
被白死神抓到，希望他用我的枪 here to kill the White Death, and use my gun...
最后炸死他自己？ that will blow up in his face?
猜对了 Very good.
你很聪明 Very, very good.
这是一个愚蠢的计划 It's a stupid plan.
这是... It is...
...一个绝妙的计划 a brilliant plan.
有人 Occupied.
你还记得那个在心脏手术中死去的外科医生？ You remember that mob surgeon that died mid-heart operation?
-是的 他中风了 不是吗？ -不 那是官方说法 -Yeah, he had a stroke, right? -No, that was the official cover.
他中毒了 He was poisoned.
杀手的代号是毒蜂 The assassin goes by the name of the Hornet.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
他使用非洲树蛇毒液 He used boomslang snake venom.
导致体内大量出血，从孔洞喷出来 It congeals the blood, making you bleed out of every orifice.
30秒内不注射解毒剂 你就死定了 If the antidote isn't administered within 30 seconds, you're dead.
有趣冷知识，这种毒药也用来暗杀… Fun fact: The same poison that was used on--
艾斯佳多的 El Sagardo.
是艾撒瓜若 It's El Saguaro.
毒蜂为什么在列车上？ What is the Hornet doing on this train?
不管是什么交易 Well, whatever deal was made,
并不是通过正常渠道进行的 it wasn't done through the normal channels.
这件事另有蹊跷 There's something else going on here.
你还要用多久？ How long are you going to be?
我还在用，这位太太 It's still occupied, lady.
恶狼一定有查出毒蜂是谁 The Wolf must have figured out who the Hornet is,
来这里要杀了毒蜂为他妻子和老板报复 came here for revenge for his wife, his boss, came here to whack the Hornet.
天啊 你刚说"杀"吗？ Oh, my God, did you just say "whack"?
-我要让这个词再红起来 -不要，让它归西吧 -I did, I'm bringing it back. -No, it needs to stay where it was.
如果我能把毒蜂揪出来 If I can figure out who the Hornet is,
交给柠檬和蜜橘 他们就不会杀我 I can give him to Lemon and Tangerine so they don't whack me.
-真的？ -你看我又说了 -Really? -You see what I did there?
自我感觉良好？ You're really proud of yourself, aren't you?
天啊，日本人通常都很有礼貌 Jeez, they're usually so polite here.
这位太太，我… Lady, I'm so--
查找我的设备 柠檬的电话
噢 很酷 Oh. That's cool.
混帐东西 Bastard!
过来 你这人渣！ Come here, you dirty fucking scum!
等等 我知道是谁杀了那小子 Wait, wait, wait. I know who killed the kid.
我才不管，我的箱子呢？ I couldn't give a rat's ass. Where's my fucking case?
你好 Yeah.
抱歉 不好意思 Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
不 谢谢你 我们不用 Oh, no, thank you. We're okay.
我想要一瓶水 Oh, I would love a bottle of water.
等等，你有气泡饮料吗？ You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?
有气泡的水？ With bubbles?
就是它... 感激不尽 That's the one. Dōmo arigatō
是 Yeah.
对了 Oh, yeah.
老兄 我刚记得我的钱 都给了那个戴我帽子和眼镜的人 Bro, I just remembered I gave all my money to that guy to wear my hat and glasses.
你可以帮我付钱？ Could you?
这瓶水多少钱 亲爱的？ How much for the bottle of water, love?
来 不 不客气 一千日元 Oh, there. No, you're welcome. Yeah.
那瓶水要10镑 朋友 A thousand yen. That's ten quid for that bottle of water, mate.
再见 Ta-ra.
感激不尽 Dōmo arigatō
-你确定不要好好谈谈？ -没这打算 -You sure you don't wanna talk this out? -Not particularly, no.
好 Okay.
你这王八蛋！混帐东西！ You fucking bastard! Fucker!
过来 你这混蛋！ Come here, you little fuck!
我知道是谁杀了那小子 I know who killed the kid.
是吗？他在哪里？ Yeah? Where the fuck is he, then?
他就在这车上 He's on this train.
那就很好找，对吧？ Well, that narrows it down, then, don't it?
放开！走开！ Let go! Get off!
你要接吗？ You gonna get that?
不要 No.
你最好要接 You probably oughta get that.
也许很重要 It could be important.
好 也许是重要的 Okay, maybe it's important.
混蛋 过来 Fucking hell. Come here.
干嘛？ Yeah, what do you want?
白死神要你们带手提箱在下一站下车 The White Death says to get off at next stop holding the briefcase
否则就杀光列车上的所有人 or he will kill everyone on that train.
好 没问题 Okay, yeah, I can make it,
但柠檬有事不能下车 but Lemon, he's a little tied up right now.
这次你们要一起下车，否则大家都会死 Both of you this time. With the case. Or everyone dies.
这群人真的很偏执 Fuckin' paranoid, this lot.
手提箱有没有在你那里？ You don't happen to have the case on you, do ya?
没有 No.
好吧 反正我也来不及去找柠檬 Yeah, I don't think I'd reach Lemon in time anyway.
你有他的手机 You still got his phone.
你身上有枪吗？ Do you have a gun on ya?
我不喜欢枪 Don't like 'em.
好吧... Well....
我玩完了，老兄 Game's up, mate.
不管怎样，你挺上道的 For what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole
很庆幸你会和我一起死 and I'm glad you're gonna fucking die with me.
真好 That's nice.
我只是好奇 Just curious.
什么？ Yeah?
他们知道柠檬长什么样吗？ Do they even know what Lemon looks like?
哇 Wow.
你们真的很像双胞胎 You two do look like twins, huh?
手提箱在这里 然后呢？ Yeah, okay. We got the case, now what?
你继续搭车到京都站 You still take the train to Kyoto Station.
好，没问题，非常好 Yeah. Okay. We can do that. Wonderful.
嘿 Hey.
-你有打开过吗？ -当然没有 -Have you opened the case? -No, of course not.
我没问过密码 明白吗？ I never asked for the combination, you know what I mean?
-这样才安全 -是啊 -Keep it safe that way. -Yeah.
免得有人贪心 So no one gets greedy.
我知道 我很抱歉 I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-我很倒霉 -那算倒霉？ -I have this bad luck thing. -Is that what you call it?
我只碰一下它就… I hit the thing and it went:
-你干嘛多此一举？ -演戏嘛 -Why did you even bother trying? -I was trying to sell it.
他们并不买帐 Well, I don't think they were in the market
假阳具和丝袜 for fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?
差点就骗倒他们 But they were buying it.
就差一点 I had 'em.
你证明你最聪明，你赢了，孩子 You proved you're smarter than everyone. You've won, kid.
求求你 Please.
求求你 孩子 Please, kid.
打给你手下 Call your man.
我会听你的，只要你… I'll do what you want.
...放过我儿子 Just leave my son alone.
你儿子 Your son.
你知道把他骗到屋顶有多容易吗？ Do you know how easy it was to get him to follow me up onto that roof?
没想到你花了三小时 Didn't think it would take you three hours
才终于发现你儿子失踪了 to even realize your son was missing.
你是个糟糕的父亲 你儿子会因为你的错 You're a terrible father, and your son is going to pay
付出代价 for all the mistakes that you've made.
你完全不了解人间疾苦 You don't know anything about life.
人生有多难 How hard it is.
你只是... You're just...
一个被宠坏的小女生故意摔坏玩具 some spoiled girl who breaks their toys
让妈咪跟在后面善后 when Mommy says she has to pick up.
抱歉 不好意思 我无意打扰你们 Sorry. Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt what's going on here.
但你们有没有看到 But you wouldn't happen to have seen
一个猥琐白人眼镜男经过？ a tiny white prick with a pair of glasses come through here, have you?
没有 No.
把手有火车贴纸的银色箱子呢？ What about a silver case with a train sticker by the handle?
你见过吗？ You seen that?
我想不起来 It's not ringing any--
木村叔叔，你有没有看到银色手提箱… Uncle Kimura, have you seen a silver briefcase with the train--
你是说"把手上的火车贴纸"？ Did you say "train sticker by the handle"?
-对 在把手上 -真特别 -The handle had a train sticker. -That's unique.
我没看到，不然我会记得 No, I haven't seen anything like that. I think I'd remember.
"木村叔叔"？ "Uncle Kimura"?
-是啊 -你没事吧？你脸上… -Yeah. -Right. Are you okay? That's....
千万别在子弹列车上刮胡子 人们都那样说 Oh, yeah. Never shave on a bullet train, you know what they say.
只是问问而已，我得追上他 Well, couldn't hurt to ask, you know? I'm just gonna keep following him.
借过，“木村叔叔” Pardon me, "Uncle Kimura."
你们保重 You guys take care.
我再问一件事 Just one thing, though.
大部分的人都会以为是行李箱 Most people assume "suitcase," you know, 'cause it's a train,
毕竟是长途列车 overnight and all.
但你... But you....
你却说“手提箱” You said "briefcase."
我没说过"手提箱" I never said "briefcase."
我觉得… I think...
我找到那个狄索了 I found my Diesel.
你知道谁会在京都等我们 You know what's waiting for us in Kyoto.
我们应该马上下车 We should just get off this train. Now.
不带着柠檬或是那箱子 If you think I'm stepping off this train without Lemon or the case,
我不会下车 you must be mistaken.
那好，箱子在头等舱休息室 Okay. Well, the case is in the first-class lounge.
在吧台后面的垃圾桶里 尽管去拿 It's behind the bar. It's in a trash can. It's yours.
我 我会下车 Me, I'm getting off.
去一间寺庙反省我的人生选择 I'm gonna go find a temple and reevaluate my choices or something.
听起来不错，但问题是 Ooh, that sounds very lovely, but here's the deal.
我还是需要一个替死鬼 I still need a fall guy.
靠 Shit.
-你要找个替死鬼 -是啊 -You need a fall guy. -Yeah.
我懂 我明白 No, I understand. I get it.
我很为难，我在想 It's a bit of a conundrum, 'cause I'm thinking,
我该饶你一命或是把你碎尸万段 "Do I hand him back in one piece" or do I chop you up into little pieces
然后塞进那个萌萌怪吉祥物 and stuff you inside a fucking Momomon.
我一直在想这件事 That's what's going through my head right now.
或是… Or....
或是什么？你有更好的方法？ Or what? You got a better idea, do ya?
我们之间只有一道墙 You know, before us now is just a wall,
但只是幻觉，凭空想像的 but it's an illusion, man, it's a construct.
每道墙上都有一扇窗 You know, 'cause within that wall sits a window.
机会之窗 A window of opportunity.
该死的 是门 Damn it. It's a door.
在那堵墙内有一扇门 Within that wall is a door.
我听不懂你在说什么 I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.
重点是，门要关了 My point is, that door is closing.
现在唯一的问题是 Now the only question is:
谁是狄索，谁是达克？ Which one is the Diesel, which one is the Duck?
"鸭子"？ "The Duck"?
是一个儿童节目 托马斯火车头 It's a kid's show. Thomas the Train Engine.
不对，是“托马斯小火车” Close. Thomas the Tank Engine.
求求你 先生 Please, mister.
这个人 他绑架了我 This man, he kidnapped me,
他说要拿我来换赎金 and he said that he's going to hold me for ransom.
抱歉，我很爱看白人小妞流眼泪 I'm sorry. I get captivated by white-girl tears.
很好 Bravo.
常识告诉我这个摇摇晃晃的老家伙 Common sense tells me that this old, shaky geezer here is the one in charge,
是主谋 但我很会看人 but I'm really good at reading people
我的直觉告诉我你有鬼 and something tells me that you are just not fucking right.
所以呢…我不能把你们两个都杀了 So... let's see here. I mean, I can't shoot you both.
那就问不出答案 Then I get no answers.
这样吧，我们来玩个小游戏 How about this? I'm sure you'll love this. We're gonna play a little game.
想玩的话就举起双手 If you wanna play a game, put both your hands up.
很好 我就知道你们会喜欢 Perfect. I knew you would like this.
闭上眼睛，我要数到三 You're gonna close your eyes, and I'm gonna count to three.
谁是主谋就举手 Whichever one is in charge, raise your hand.
不是的话就指出谁才是 Whichever one isn't, you point at the one who is.
你们都举手或指向对方 Now if you both raise your hands or you both point at each other,
我就知道你们都在骗人 I know you're both liars, and the truth ain't in ya.
我会毙了你们两个，准备好 And then I'll fucking shoot you both. Ready?
你刚说杀了我们就问不出答案 You said you couldn't kill us both. You'd get no answers.
-我是这么说过 -没错 -I did say that. Didn't I? -Yes.
有时候得先开枪再想答案 Sometimes you gotta shoot first and come up with answers later.
一 One.
你打来时我没接的话... Or if I don't answer this phone when you call...
-二 -杀了小度 -Two... -kill Wataru.
三 Three.
我在做梦吗？ Am I dreaming?
抱歉 朋友 今天不是你的幸运日 Sorry, mate. Not your lucky day.
我包里有条铁丝 I have a wire in my bag,
可以用来从外面锁住这道门 and I think that we could use it to lock the door from the outside.
真的很可怕 It was so scary.
他说我不听话或是我敢尖叫 He said that if I didn't do what he said, or if I yelled or anything,
他就会对我下手 that he would do awful, awful things to me.
那你为什么不用这个？ Then why didn't you use this, then?
他绑架你，又把他的枪给你？ Yeah, he kidnapped ya and gave you his gun to hold, right?
-不不不 -放轻松 -No, no, no. -Easy.
求求你 我不会用枪 Please. I don't know how to use a gun. I don't know. Please.
我靠，你真是… Fuck me. You are fucking....
你真的很会演 你肯定你没学过？ You are really good. You sure you didn't study?
你根本不怕却嘴唇发抖 You're not even afraid and your lip's quivering.
你在流眼泪，真的眼泪 That's a tear. That is really authentic, mate.
你是个狄索，我得杀了你 You're the Diesel. I gotta kill ya.
我只是个小女生，求求你 Please. I'm just a kid. Please.
你真的演过了，不可思议 How do you do that?! It's really unbelievable!
求求你 Please. Please.
你... You...
你是... You are...
我得…... I got....
可恶…给我乖乖待着 It's fucking--You stay right there.
你是不是...？发生什么事？ Did you--? What the fuck is happening?
大家都爱柠檬 Everyone loves lemons.
去死吧！ Fucking die!
我很高兴你欣赏了表演 I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.
你是怎么办到的？ How did you do that?
我也不知道 I'm not sure.
看来是我运气好吧 Just lucky, I guess.
告诉蜜橘... Tell Tangerine....
蜜橘... Tangerine....
他是戈登 He's Gordon.
蜜橘是戈登 Tangerine is Gordon.
我要拿着箱子下车，我受够了 Getting off this train. I'm getting that case, and that's it.
喂？ Hello?
雄一 Yuichi.
雄一把手机忘在子弹列车上 It looks like Yuichi lost his phone on the bullet train.
你可以去京都站领取 You can pick it up at Kyoto Station, though.
-京都？ -有一个"查找我的手机"应用程序 -Kyoto? -There's this Find My Phone app.
查找我的手机 柠檬的电话
定位很精准 Surprisingly accurate.
再见 Bye.
天啊 他走路很有型 God, he's got a great walk.
恶狼先生 Mr. Wolf.
你是来杀毒蜂的 So you came to kill the Hornet.
发生什么事？ What happened?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
该死 那玩意很热 Fuck, that thing is hot.
毒蜂
47分钟前
糕点师 The pastry chef.
你偷走我的蛇，贱货 You stole my snake, bitch.
那是你的…？应该报警，有人会… That was your--? We should really call the authorities 'cause someone--
去死吧 混蛋！ Take that, punk!
如果用这个扎你一下 你知道会怎样吗？ Hey, bitch. One little prick from this, you know what happens?
我知道 Yes.
血液凝固，阻塞血管，眼睛喷血 Your blood congeals, clogging your veins. You bleed out of your fucking eye socket.
我说了我知道！ I said yes!
你个弱鸡 Weak-ass bitch.
-住手 -我要拿走箱子 -Stop! -I'm taking that case.
给我！ Give it!
他们答应给我钱 I was promised my money.
-谁？ -不知道，都是线上交易 -By who? -Don't know. It was all online.
他们说钱在手提箱里 They said my money was in the case.
有人雇你暗杀那小子，还用他自己的赎金？ What? Someone paid you to have the kid killed with his own ransom?
哇 真阴险 Wow. That's dark.
阴险得...停！ That is dark as--Stop!
毒蜂会蜇人！ The Hornet stings, bitch!
女士 你可以带走手提箱 Lady, you can have the case.
但你看到我的脸了 Oh, but you've seen my face, bitch.
在毒液发作前 30 秒 Thirty seconds before the venom does its thing.
你这混帐 You bitch.
惨了，没有备用的吗？？ Oh, shit, man. Do you have a backup?
你觉得呢？ What do you think, bitch?
糟了 Oh, shit, man.
你没有别的了？ You don't have another one?
你应该预备得更周全 You gotta be better prepared.
我又在说教了，对不起 I'm mansplaining, I'm mansplaining again. I'm sorry.
需要什么吗？ Can I get you something?
你不像是有信仰的人 You don't seem like a religious person.
水？喝口水？ Water? Would you like some water?
不是？ No?
要小被被吗？ You want a blanket?
要我牵你的小手吗？ You want me to hold your hand?
现世报来得真快 Karma is a bitch.
和我说说话 Talk to me.
我有够倒霉，倒霉透了，我得设法下车 It's my bad luck. It's bad luck on acid. I gotta get off this train.
拿到箱子了吗？ Do you have the case?
是的 Yes.
你是不是抱着腿坐在地上？ Are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?
我没坐在地上 I'm not on the ground.
你得站起来 You need to get up.
-你怎么总是知道我在做什么？ -因为我了解你 -How do you always know what I'm doing? -Because I know you.
我可以写日记 我应该写日记 I could journal. I should journal.
瓢虫 瓢虫 呼吸 深呼吸 Ladybug. Ladybug. Breathe. Deep breaths.
快搞定了，你得站起来 We're almost there. You just need to get up.
好吧 Right.
你一直在骗我 朋友 You have been lying to me, my friend.
被你发现了，对吧？ Well, cat's out of the bag now, innit?
你应该要保护我儿子 You were responsible for keeping my son safe,
看好我的钱 for keeping my money safe.
我不知道怎么当爸爸 I don't know a thing or two about being a parent.
但你知道我会怎么 But you know what I would do,
处理你的儿子和你的钱吗？ being that it's your son and your money?
我不会再为你死去的妻子哭泣 挪动你那该死的屁股 I'd stop crying about your dead wife, get off your fucking lazy ass,
亲自搞定这件事 come here and finish the job yourself.
但我们都聊开了 But as we're having a bit of a heart-to-heart,
我要告诉你几件事 got a couple things to tell ya.
你儿子是个十足的混球 Your son's a complete bellend
活该眼睛流血而死 and fuckin' deserves to be bleeding out of his eye sockets.
至于你的箱子，从东京就没再看过 And as for your case, I haven't seen it since Tokyo.
希望有人找到它 And I hope someone's fuckin' found it,
拿它下注 度过美好的时光 put it all on red and having a fuckin' wonderful time.
我们在京都车站见 I will meet you at Kyoto Station.
太棒了 我等不及了 Oh, how wonderful. I can't fucking wait.
我想看着你的眼睛杀了你和你的兄弟 I want to look into your eyes when I kill you and your brother.
我的兄弟 My brother.
我一直在吹泡泡 I'm forever blowing bubbles
飘在空中美美的泡泡 Pretty bubbles in the air
西汉姆队赢了！ West Ham have taken it!
西汉姆队1分，切尔西队0分 West Ham 1, Chelsea nil.
早高峰就快到了 Morning rush hour's rolling in quite nicely.
你有什么计划 朋友？ What's your plan, mate?
大摇大摆跑来打爆我的头 You gonna fuckin' waltz up here and blow my brains out
整车的乘客都是证人 in front of the whole fuckin' carriage of witnesses?
列车上没有其他乘客了 There is no one left on that train.
我知道 I know.
因为我买下到终点前的每一张车票 I bought every ticket until the end of the line.
嘿 Oi.
你 You.
我认识你 I know you.
你是那个女孩对吧？ You're that girl, aren't ya?
天啊 Oh, my God.
我很会认脸的 Yeah, I never forget a face, me.
看到你真好，拜托救救我 I'm so happy to see you. Please help me.
有一个坏人抓住我当人质 There's this man, and he was holding me hostage.
他戴着眼镜 而且他也杀了我叔叔 He was wearing glasses, and he killed my uncle.
他也杀了另一个我不认识的人 And he also killed this other man who, I don't know
他一直在说“托马斯火车头”... he just kept talking about Thomas the Trains and--
“托马斯小火车” Tank Engine.
没错 但他杀了他们俩 Yeah, right. Exactly. But he killed both of them,
还说要拿了钱就逃走 and then he said he was going to get away with some sort of money.
我不知道 I don't know.
抱歉 亲爱的 请再说一遍 我不知道你是谁 I'm sorry, darling. I beg your pardon. I don't know who the fuck you are.
我本来要在名古屋站下车，但这个人… I'm just a girl who was supposed to get off at Nagoya, and then this man--
你早就过站了 That was fucking ages ago.
我知道，但这个人抓住我 I know, but this man, he just said that I could be a good backup plan
还说拿正妹当人质最好 and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.
他说得对，听好，振作一点 Well, he ain't wrong there. But, look, keep your fucking knickers on.
-拜托救救我 -冷静点 -Please just help me. -All right. Calm down.
想下车就下车，你可以走了 Get off or do what the fuck you like. You're free to go.
-谢谢你 -没事，去吧 -Thank you. -It's all right. Go on.
反正我也不知道你在这干嘛 I don't know what you're doing here anyway.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
狄索 Diesel.
最坏的小火车 The absolutely fucking worst.
专门惹麻烦 Little shit stirrer.
是这样的，柠檬… See, Lemon...
愿他安息 God rest his soul,
…直觉很准 was the don.
他很会看人，知道他们的本性 And he could read people, see them for who they really are.
他是对的 He was right.
有一个狄索 There's been a Diesel
在这列火车上走来走去 惹了一堆麻烦 running up and down this train, causing all sorts of fucking havoc.
原来就是你，你这臭狄索！ And it was you the whole fucking time, you dirty little Diesel!
你害柠檬流血，他从不流血 You made Lemon bleed... and Lemon never bleeds.
天啊，快来救我！ Oh, my God! Mister, please help me!
救救我！拜托！ Please! Please help me! Please!
你在干什么 你这混球！ What the fuck are you doing, you bellend!
什么？ What?
狄索 Diesel!
什么？ What?
你这混球！ You fucking bellend!
你才是狄索 You're a Diesel.
搞什么？ What the fuck?
他说他要杀了你，让你当替死鬼 He said that he was going to kill you and blame everything on you.
他还说有人在京都站等我们 He also said that there's someone waiting for us at Kyoto Station.
一个可怕的人 会伤害我 Someone scary, who would hurt me.
没有人会伤害你 No one's gonna hurt you.
没事的 It's okay.
我们要下车 We're getting off this train.
撑到下一站就没事了 We make the next stop, we'll be fine.
好 孩子 过来... Okay, kid, come o--
孩子 快啊！ Kid, come on!
不行，我的背包卡住了 I can't, my backpack is stuck!
什么？ What?
别管它，快下车 Leave it, let's go.
-快走吧 -不行啦 -We gotta go, we gotta go. -No, I can't!
快给我下车 小姐！ Right now, young lady!
-不！ -最后一次机会！ -No! -It's our last chance!
拜托回来！ Please come back!
孩子 拜托你了 Kid, please.
我好害怕，别丢下我 I'm scared, I don't want to be alone, please!
弄好了 I got it.
不是你的错 孩子 It's not your fault, kid.
是我运气不好 It's my luck, not yours.
你有大好人生等着你 You got your whole life ahead of you.
一定要安安稳稳地过活 Make sure you do something that brings you peace.
因为有太多狗屁倒灶的事了 'Cause everything else is a pain in the ass.
如果你遇到一个名叫卡弗的人 他是个混蛋 And if you run into a guy named Carver, he's a dick.
跟他说是我说的 You can tell him I said so.
我拿了这个，不想乱放 I took this. I didn't want to leave it.
在那男人手上，你也许能用来 The man had it, and I thought you could probably use it
去杀在终点站等待我们的人 to kill whoever's waiting for us at the end of the line.
你不会让我受伤吧 You're not going to let me get hurt.
说实话 Be honest.
你和谁一起？ Who's there with you?
真的？ Really?
好吧 Right.
老兄，我被你吓到了 Okay, fella, you're creepin' me out.
不介意的话，麻烦找别的座位 So, if you don't mind, could you just find another seat, like,
坐到车厢的最最最后面 way, way, way down there?
这样一来我就不必再说一次 And that way, I won't have to tell you twice.
没错 No.
你不必 You won't.
我们走吧，我帮你拿包 Let's just move. Let me grab your bag.
那是蛇吗？ Was that a snake?
你知道我儿子在哪里吗？ Would you know where my son is?
噢，天啊 Oh, fuck.
未接来电
经过这么多事 After everything.
就是你NYou are the person
把我孙子推下百货公司屋顶 who pushed my grandson off the department store roof.
为什么？ Why?
你儿子 Your son.
他要帮我在京都站杀死白死神 He was going to help me kill the White Death at Kyoto Station.
这是让他上火车的唯一方法 And that was the only way to get him on this train.
白死神 The White Death.
没错 That's right.
但他根本做不到 But he couldn't even do that.
所以他死了 So he's dead.
尸体在后面的车厢 Just a few cars back.
他们都死了 They are both dead.
我的孙子被推下屋顶 My grandson was pushed off a roof.
难道我不会找人保护他吗？ What makes you think I would leave him unprotected?
我孙子是安全的 My grandson is safe.
而且我的儿子没死 And my son is not dead.
给我听好，老头… Listen, old man--
你只要知道我这老头一件事 The only thing you know about an old man, young lady,
我遇过更惨的事 is that he has survived much more,
也遇过比你更坏的人 and much worse, than you.
我会亲手杀了他 I'll fucking kill him myself.
有蛇 别打开
-你没事吧？ -被毒蛇咬？ -Are you all right? -From that?
你不会相信有多巧 You're not gonna believe this coincidence
我今天注射过抗蛇毒血清 所以... but I already got a dose of antivenom in me today, so...
我没事 应该是 I'm good. Probably.
那个女孩... The girl....
她对你图谋不轨 Her intentions with you were not honorable.
是的 Yeah.
就连瞎子都看得出你被蒙在鼓里 A blind man could see you are the one in the dark.
瞎子看不到她多会演戏 I don't know about a blind man. She was pretty convincing.
-你对她做了什么？ -我不需要做什么 -What did you do to her? -I did not need to do anything.
命运会让她自食其果 Fate will do what it wills.
你为何要嘲笑命运？ Why do you laugh at fate?
命运对我来说只是厄运的代名词 Man, fate for me is just another word for bad luck.
如影随形地跟着我，就像… And that follows me around like....
不知道该怎么形容 I don't know, something witty.
我的联络人叫我瓢虫 My handler calls me Ladybug.
她很风趣 She's witty.
瓢虫？ Ladybug?
是的 Yeah.
她知道瓢虫代表好运 This is very lucky, indeed.
并不是，她是在讽刺我 No, she's being ironic, she--
算了 Never mind.
我要跟你说个故事 I'm going to tell you a story now.
-不 我不想听 -很短的 -No, I'm good. -It's short.
真的 不用了 Really, I'm fine.
很快就说完 No, it's very quick.
不要 No, no.
你会喜欢这故事 It's a good story for you, I think.
真的不用 I'm cool.
我开始了 Here we go.
很久以前 A long time ago,
我对自己做了承诺 I made a promise to myself
我一定要不计代价照顾家人 that I would provide for my family no matter what it cost.
我在峰岸黑道家族 I had risen to a highly coveted position
升到令人觊觎的高位 within the Minegishi crime family.
有个人想取代我 A man raised up to take my place.
来自北方的人 A man from the North.
我要峰岸不要相信这个男人 I asked Minegishi not to trust this man.
峰岸却说我失去雄心壮志 Minegishi told me I had lost my appetite.
他并没说错 He was not wrong.
但我也没错 But neither was I.
我回到家 I returned home
只看到一片灰烬和鲜血 and found nothing except ash and blood.
白死神夺走了我的一切 The White Death had taken everything from me.
几乎是一切 Almost.
于是我隐姓埋名 I went into hiding.
寻找杀死白死神的方法 I searched for a way to strike at the White Death
同时不危及我仅存的家人 without endangering what I had left.
但我始终找不到他 But he remained forever out of reach.
我还以为 I did not think
命运不会给我报仇的机会 fate would ever give me a chance to make things right.
你知道瓢虫的日文怎么说吗？ Do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan?
てんとうむし Tentoumushi.
我小时候大人就说瓢虫背上的七星 As a boy, I was told there is a spot on its back
代表人间的七种苦难 for each of the seven sorrows of the world.
你要知道，瓢虫并不代表好运 You see, tentoumushi is not lucky.
而是背负所有厄运，让人们平平安安 It holds all the bad luck so that others may live in peace.
我才不想背负七种苦难 I don't wanna hold the seven sorrows.
你所经历的每件事都引领你到这里 Everything that's ever happened to you has led you here.
命运使然 Fate.
那我真是个悲剧 Well, that's a shit deal.
白死神会在京都站登上这班列车 At Kyoto Station, the White Death will arrive on this train.
我终于能够报仇雪恨 I will finally be allowed to make things right.
我儿子在前面的车厢 My son is a few cars up.
麻烦你护送他下车 If you could escort him off this train....
我不认为白死神会让任何人下车 Yeah, I don't see the White Death letting any of us off this train.
让我对付白死神 You let me worry about the White Death.
好吧 Okay.
瓢虫先生？ Mr. Ladybug?
你的手提箱 Your briefcase.
谢谢你 Thank you.
父亲 Father.
我不明白 I don't understand.
这是命运 我的儿子 It is fate, my son.
小度呢？ And Wataru?
他安全了 He is safe.
那么... Well...
他看起来是个正派的人 he seemed like a decent guy.
他开枪射我 He shot me.
他也开枪射过我两次 Me, too. Twice.
不过 他还有另一面... Still, he had another side to him--
喔 Wow.
天啊 Oh, man.
我在地狱吗？ Am I in hell?
噢 靠 Ah, fuck.
我穿了防弹背心 Fuckin' vest, man.
噢 你喝了那瓶水 Oh, you drank the water.
我的兄弟呢？ Where the fuck is my brother?
天啊 Aw, man.
你... You....
你比较更像托马斯 对吧？ You were more like Thomas anyway, right?
各位 Fellas.
我们需要想个计划 We need to come up with a plan.
你杀了我兄弟你这混蛋！ You killed my brother. You killed my brother, you piece of shit!
是 你也对我开枪！ Yeah, you fucking shot me!
下次我会射穿你脖子 I'll shoot you in the fucking throat next time
也会毙了你的正妹搭档 and your fucking partner Keira Knightley!
-她不是我的... -各位！ -She is not my-- -Hey! Fellas!
当我们这么快发怒时 会很难理解状况 When we are so quick to anger, we are slow to understand.
我很快会踢爆你屁眼 I'm fast to kick your ass, though, I swear to God.
混帐东西 我才要射爆你菊花 Fucking piece of shit! I shoulda put a bullet through your fucking ass!
当你伸出一根手指怪罪他人 When you point a finger at someone in blame,
就有四根手指指着你自己 there are four fingers pointing back at you.
或是三根，好奇怪的手势 Or three. That's weird.
够了，你知道我有多狠 Fuck it! That's it! You know what I could do!
-团结是力量！ -你这混蛋... -We before me! -You before fucking God--
先生们！ Gentlemen!
走开！ Get off me!
梅子不恨吃它的人，而是种它的农夫 A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.
他怨恨农夫？ He resents the farmer?
梅子哪来的仇恨？ So how do plums have fuckin' resentments? So how can it resent?
听好 白死神就是农夫 Listen. The White Death is the farmer.
所以我们都是梅子？ So we're the plums. We're the plums?
没道理啊，干嘛一直用比喻？ It don't make sense. Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?
他向我兄弟开枪 Look, he shot my fucking brother!
你向我儿子开枪 You shot my son!
我们要并肩作战 We prepare together...
不然就独自死去 or we die alone.
我刚才说的就是这个意思 That's all I was trying to say.
白死神会带着一票杀手军团等你 The White Death waits for you with his army of assassins.
来自世界各地的杀手 Killers from all countries.
但他不知道我和我儿子也在车上 But he has no idea my son and I are on this train.
若是命运眷顾，我将会报仇雪恨 If fate wills, I will get my revenge.
我去车尾尽量阻止他们 I'll head to the back and stop as many as I can.
我去驾驶舱把列车开走 I'll go to the driver car and get us the fuck out of here.
你该做什么呢 约堡？ What are you gonna do, Joburg?
我来拖延时间 I'm gonna buy us some time.
女儿 Daughter.
父亲 Father.
各位 我在找死神先生 Hey, fellas, I'm looking for a Mr. Death.
这是他的手提箱 Got his case here.
嘿，轻点 Hey, easy.
伤人者，人必伤之 Hurt people hurt people.
我是来见你的 I came to see you.
让你终于看到我 And to make you finally see me.
真正的我 The real me.
我不靠你的施舍也能独立自主 I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.
全都是为了今天站在你面前… All so I could be the one in front of you today...
亲手扣下扳机 my finger on the trigger.
我才值得… I was the one...
得到你的关注 ...who deserved your attention.
你的爱 Your love.
我比我那傻逼哥哥更像你 I'm more like you than that little fuckup ever was.
动手啊 Do it.
我是来杀你的 I came here to kill you.
杀了我吧 So kill me.
就像你杀了其他刺客一样 Kill me like you did all the others who tried the same.
来吧 Do it.
快杀啊！ Fucking do it!
我有看到你，女儿 I see you, dochka.
我一直都有 I always have.
但你从来都不在我的计划中 But you have never been part of my plan.
我们找到美国佬了 We found the American!
其他人呢？ What about the others?
全都死了 They're all dead.
好消息是我拿到你的手提箱 Good news is I have your case.
是啊，好消息 Ay, good news, good news.
检查手提箱 Check the case.
快走 我们走 Hurry. Move. Let's go.
清空列车 Clear the train.
好 托马斯小火车，该发动了 All right, Thomas. Time for you to start up--
糟糕，全都是日文 Oh, shit. Everything's in Japanese.
我没看过日文版，搞屁啊 There is no episode in Japanese. What the f--?
趴下！ Get on the ground!
我有不好的预感，谁知道里面有什么 Man, I got a bad feeling about this. We have no idea what's in this case.
你说什么？ What are you talkin' about?
为什么都是我们干这种鸟事？ Why is it always gotta be us that opens this shit?
快打开箱子 Just open the goddamn case.
我不想被他砍断手 I'd like to keep my fuckin' arms.
死神先生 请允许我说句话？ Mr. Death, if I may?
那个神秘买家 The shadow buyer
花钱让我们搭上这班列车 who bought all our contracts, got us all on this train.
我 毒蜂 Me, the Hornet,
蜜橘 柠檬... Tangerine, Lemon....
是你对吗？ That was you, right?
是的 算你聪明 Yes, very astute.
我希望你们会自相残杀 I brought you on this train hoping you'd kill each other.
好... Okay.
请问…为什么？ If I could.... Why?
你为什么做这一行？ Why you do what you do?
我也一直在问我自己 You know, I've been asking that very question.
既然安全，他怎么不自己打开？ If it's so safe, why didn't he just open it?
万一是炸弹怎么办？？ What if it's a bomb and it blows up in our faces?
这些蠢面具有个屁用 You think these stupid masks are gonna protect us?
这么多年过去了... All these years later...
你的背叛行为仍然让你寝食难安 the burden of your betrayal still heavy upon your heads.
让我解脱你的痛苦吧 Let me relieve you of both.
我妻子... My wife...
…被夺走生命 was taken from me.
我听说了 我很遗憾 那是场悲惨的意外 I heard. I'm so sorry for your loss. It was a horrible accident.
-悲惨的意外 -并不是 -Horrible. -Oh, no.
不，人生的一切都不是意外 No. Nothing in life is an accident.
有人试图暗杀我 It was an assassination attempt on me.
但命运... But fate....
命运安排两名职业杀手 Fate put two wet work operatives,
一对双胞胎，前往玻利维亚 twins, on a job in Bolivia,
杀光我的手下 butchering my entire crew.
所以我必须去处理 And I had to go deal with it.
他不是随便挑中两名杀手，柠檬 And he didn't hire two random operators, Lemon.
他要找干了玻利维亚那一票的双人组 No, he asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job.
所以当晚在车上的是我的妻子 不是我 That is why it was my wife in the car that night, not me.
命运害我老婆进医院 Fate put my wife in the hospital.
她的一小块肋骨刺穿她的心脏 A piece of her rib piercing her heart.
只有最顶尖的心脏外科医师才能拯救她 Only the most skilled cardiovascular surgeon could save her life.
但就在前两天晚上 这个外科医生中毒了 But two nights earlier, this surgeon was poisoned.
天啊！ Oh, my God!
命运，又是命运作祟 Fate. Fate again.
他们说我的钱在手提箱里！ They said my money was in the case!
我不想批评你，但你雇用了毒蜂 Don't wanna sound judgmental, but if you hired the Hornet,
替你杀了自己的儿子？ you had your own kid killed?
-没错 -好吧 -Oh, yes. -Okay.
是的 是我 那个小混蛋 Oh, yes, I did. The piece of shit.
拜托了 Please, please.
那天晚上… That night...
快来接我 Please pick me up.
…我叫她待在家 ...I told her not to leave.
等我回来 To wait for me.
但她保证那是最后一次帮他解决麻烦 But she promised it was the last time we would ever bail him out of trouble.
我会去的，永远都会去帮你 I will come. I will always come for you.
我猜她说得对 Well, I suppose she was right.
要是我早点把那个废物从我生命中除掉 If I had amputated that weakness out of my life years ago,
她就还会陪在我身边 she would still be by my side!
你最好做心理咨询 我有一个很好的治疗师 Yeah, it helps to process this. I have a good therapist.
我非常爱我的妻子 I loved my wife very much.
她给我上了宝贵的一课 She taught me a valuable lesson.
如果无法掌控自己的命运… If you do not control your fate...
…命运就会掌控你 it will control you.
于是我就安排他们搭上子弹列车送死 So I took control. I brought them all here to die.
但现在只剩下一个人 But now there is only one left.
卡弗先生 Mr. Carver.
什么？ Excuse me?
是我顶替了卡弗？ I'm filling in for Carver?
他请病假？ Calling in sick?
该死的卡弗 Fuck Carver.
杀死我妻子的凶手 The man who murdered my wife.
卡弗
兄弟 Bro.
-快打开 -好啦，满意了吗？ -Just open it! -Fine. Ya happy?
我不是卡弗！ I'm not Carver!
他往那边去了 He went that way.
搞定了 Oh, shit. Okay.
终于发动了 Oh, shit. Something's happening.
借用一下 Excuse me.
好 Yep.
木村 Kimura.
你为什么会在这里？ Why are you here?
你的女儿 Your daughter.
她从屋顶上… It would seem she pushed...
把我的孙子推下去 the wrong grandson off a roof.
小屁孩！ Ah, children.
我尽全力想把他们管教好 You do the best you can to raise them right.
老不死，我不知道你想怎样 Cockroach, I do not know why you are here,
但给我滚开，不然你就死定了 but move out of my way or you will join your wife.
我们注定要再斗个你死我活 Our paths were destined to return to each other.
好 等等 慢下来 朋友 快啊！ Okay. Wait. Fuckin' slow down, mate. Come on!
到目前为止一切顺利 可以刹车了 Hey, so far so good. You can stop the train.
这个嘛，我把火车的速度除以重量 About that. I took the velocity of the train and divided it by the mass,
发现我其实不会驾驶子弹列车 and I realized that I don't know how to fuckin' drive a bullet train.
老兄 你只会聊火车的事 Dude, all you do is talk about trains.
那是在比喻人生，不是真的驾驶… Thomas is a metaphor for life, not how to actually drive--
趴下！ Get down!
混蛋 Shit.
让我来，快刹车 I got this! Stop the train!
什么？ What?!
英文 英文 英文 英文 English, English, English, English.
英文刹车！ English. Brakes!
找到了，我能搞定 We're good! I got it!
不！ No!
-抓紧了 -开错轨道了 -Hold on! -We're on the wrong track!
-约堡！ -什么？ -Oi, Joburg! -What?
对不起 我开枪打了你！ I'm sorry I shot you!
其实是两次了！ Actually it was, like, twice!
什么？ Sorry?
你向我开枪两次了！ You shot me twice!
对不起 我打了你两枪 I'm sorry I shot you twice.
谢谢你 老兄！ Thanks, man!
这表明你成长了！ That shows real growth!
操！操！操！ Fuck! Fuck! Fuck.
你其实并不强大 You are not ruled by strength.
内心只有恐惧 You are ruled by fear!
恐惧你无法掌控的事 Fear of the one thing deep down you cannot control!
惧怕命运 Fear of fate!
我对蜜橘的死感到抱歉 Hey, and I'm sorry about Tangerine.
是啊 Yeah.
但现在我有另一个兄弟了 But I got another brother now.
真的？ Really?
才怪！ Fuck no!
紧急刹车
看在老交情的份上 For old times' sake.
管它的 Fuck it.
水瓶
B-20 B-20
我们走 Let's go.
朋友 Oh, mate.
干嘛？ Yeah?
我要喝珍珠奶茶 I wanted bubble milk tea.
不如用车轮饼大招？ How about a Wagon Wheel?
一个父亲... A father...
必须保护他的家人 protects his family.
哦 操他妈的！ Oh, fuck.
你老婆的死与我无关 About your wife, I had nothing to do with that.
你搞错了 It's a mistake.
我不是卡弗 I'm not Carver.
我只接抢夺任务 I only do snatch-and-grab jobs.
卡弗！我要卡弗！我雇用了卡弗！ The Carver! I want the Carver! I hired the Carver!
他肚子痛不能来 老兄 No, he had a stomach thing, man.
我只是代替他 I'm just filling in.
你代替他 You're filling in.
不管怎样 卡弗是个混蛋 For what it's worth, Carver is a dick.
最顶尖的杀手…？ The most cunning assassin...?
也许是最懒的 Maybe the laziest.
别这样 Aw, come on.
放手吧 老兄 Just let it go, bro.
别跟我称兄道弟！ Do not call me "bro"!
好吧 Okay.
哥们 你看到了吗？ Dude, did you see that?
那是怎么回事？ What was that?
哥们 Dude.
终于报了仇 It's done.
梅子不是该放下仇恨吗？？像... Hey, about this plum. Shouldn't the plum give up all resentment? Like--
天啊 Oh, my God.
是我的好运把我爸的尸体送到我脚边 It's my luck that delivered my father's corpse at my feet.
这小妞真自恋 The narcissism on this chick.
无药可救 Untreatable.
现在我要… Now I am--
等等，等等 Okay, wait, wait, wait.
干什么？ What?
这一家人都有病 What is with this fucked-up family?
我要推荐一本书给你看 You need some suggested reading, if I may.
《边缘性人格障碍生存指南》 Surviving Borderline Personality Disorder.
什么鬼？ What?
我强力推荐 I highly recommend it.
现在我是白... Now I am the White D--
搞什么东东？ What was that?
那是报应吗？ Was that karma?
再见了 瓢虫 Farewell, tentoumushi.
蜜橘 Tangerine.
玛丽亚？ Maria?
带着枪 Take the gun.
天啊，你刚刚又说“归西”？ Oh, my God, did you just say "whack"?
就快搞定了，你得站起来 We're almost there. You just need to get up.
你是来救我的吗？ Did you come to rescue me?
你需要吗？ Did you need rescuing?
你是来救我的 You came to rescue me.
拜托别让我后悔 Please don't make me regret it.
别这样，干嘛那副表情？ Okay, don't. Don't. What's happening to your face?
你在哭？ Are you crying?
这一切都很难消化 It's a lot to process.
我要你知道，你是我见过 I want you to know, you are the greatest,
宇宙超级无敌棒的联络人 most wonderful handler that I could ever have.
史上最棒的 Ever. Ever.
你是不是有一点脑震荡？ Do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?
-也许 -有点晕 一点点 -Maybe. -Little bit, yeah.
-有一点头晕 -好 要吃香蕉吗？ -A little lightheaded. -Yeah. Need a banana?
-吃高钾食物不错喔 -车上有一根 -Potassium might be good. -Have one in the car.
嗨 Hey.
下次带着枪，别听贝瑞的 Next time, take the gun. Don't listen to Barry.
好吗？很简单 Okay? Simple.
-别哭了 -你说对一件事 -Stop it. -I think you were right about one thing.
我通常是对的，走吧 Usually am. Come on.
也许只要往好处想 Maybe it is just about how we frame it.
没有好运或厄运 Like, maybe there's no bad luck or good luck.
一切都是命运的安排 Maybe we're all just agents of fate.
-好车 -是的 尽量不要让它沾到血 -Nice car. -Yes, it is. Try not to bleed on it.
天啊... Holy mol--
那就... Well....
你怎么知道是坏事呢？ How do you know it's a bad thing?
真的？ Really?
-听懂了吗？ -听懂了 -See what I'm doing? -I do.
-换个角度看 -是啊 -Turning that upside down. -I do.
很有用 This is working.
很好 Yeah.
芥末豌豆 Wasabi peas.
命运显然不想让我吃那个香蕉 Fate obviously didn't want me to have that banana.
也不要我们上那辆车 Fate did not want us to get in that car.
也许你真的学到了什么 Well, maybe you've learned something after all.
命运要我找一个智能厕所 Fate needs me to find a smart toilet.
-我后悔了，能忍住吗？ -快忍不住了 -I take that back. Can you hold it? -I'm ballpointing.
-走快点 -好 -Walk faster. -Okay. Yeah.
10分钟前
我还活着，我还… I'm alive! I'm ali--
惨了，惨了 Oh, fuck me. Fuck me.
快 你这混蛋 Come on, you fucker.
去你的 Fuck you!
停车！给我他妈的停车！ Stop! Fucking stop!
蜜橘 Tangerines.
去他妈的狄索 Fuck Diesels.
-我是白死… -去死吧，狄索贱货！ -I am the White D-- -Fuck you, Diesel bitch!
剧终了！剧终了！鞠躬啊！ Final curtain, huh? Final curtain! Take a fucking bow!